Thursday, June 2, 2011

Dear Mother Nature,

Don't get me wrong, I am a big fan of your work; more specifically the "good stuff". But recently the April showers rolled right into May Gray (sans flowers) and now it's June and the Gloom has escalated into what I can only describe as Neverending Winter. Maybe it's a bit of payback for the less than ideal way that some of our population treat your dear sister (Mother Earth)? Or maybe Spring just isn't your "season" and you're completely bypassing it this year? Either way, I get it and on behalf of everyone in this country, I would like to say that we're truly sorry for anything we may have said or done to offend you and warrant this last year of wacky weather (to say the least).

Please accept this humble apology and give our friends and families throughout the U.S. and around the globe, who have recently felt your wrath, a break after all they've been through. Oh, and please feel free to send Summer our way at your earliest convenience. I have been trapped in the house all week with a 10.5 month old who requires fresh air to stay sane. But NO pressure.

Lots of Love,
A Concerned Californian

1 comment:

  1. I do love this! Hopefully, your prayer will work. I can't help remembering last June when the temperature reached 100 on the day of the Pre-Cade party.

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