Glossary of Marjisms

*
If anything is surrounded by this symbol, the odds are pretty good that I am doing this gesture as I type.

B
Barfy = Vomitous
Blost = One of my blog posts.

C
Cellage = Cell phone reception/connectivity. For example: "I don't have enough cellage to make a call" or "I don't get good cellage in this area".

Chicken Minus Head Status = I am super busy. A nicer way to describe those times that I'm running around like a chicken with my head cut off.

E
*Eyeroll* = A way to say (and show) that something is annoying (See also: SuperMegaUberGinormousUltraEyeroll).

F
FYI or F.Y.I. = For Your Information.

I
"I <3 . . ." or "I heart . . ." = I love . . .

"I don't do math."

J
Jackhole = An unpleasant, undesirable human being.

Jelly = Jealous (See also: Peanut Butter with Extra Jelly)

JK or J.K. = Just Kidding (an old school fave of mine).

JIC or J.I.C. = Just in case.

K
Krabby Patty = Someone who is being crabby.

Krabby Patty Supreme = Someone who is being VERY crabby.

N
No es muy frio = Not cool.

No Me Digas! = No way!

No Me Gusta = Me no likey.

O
OMW or O.M.W. = Oh My Word!

P
Peanut Butter with Extra Jelly = Super jealous

Presh = Precious

R
Ridic = Ridiculous

Rude = A way to explain that something is unacceptable, or when something doesn't go my way, or someone is somewhere I want to be or doing something I want to be doing.

S
Sidebar = A sidenote or I am about to go on a tangent. Join me, won't you?

Single Tear = What I say when something is sad.

Stalkerish = Exhibiting stalker-like behavior.

*SuperMegaUberGinormousUltraEyeroll* = Something is REALLY annoying.

T
TG or T.G. = Thank goodness.

TMI or T.M.I. = Too Much Information.

Toasty Roasty = Warm

Totes McGotes = Totally!

Translation = What I really mean to say is . . .

W
WWNN or W.W.N.N. = Wink, Wink, Nudge, Nudge.

*Wink, Wink* = Just joking.

Y
Yowza! = Wow! This is my version of OMG.